Uhhhhhh so there were boys and they were really hot. The end.

No, okay. Let’s make this a proper story.
( This is really long and has an excessive amount of gifs. )

Random work stories:

I totally eavesdropped on one of the supes who was discussing body composition in the ocean and whether a skull will wash up on the beach. I have no idea what that has to do with our job, but I’m apparently morbid, because I kind of want to do that case.

And then, randomly in the middle of what I’m working on, I found a full ( Read more... )

Someone needs to explain to me what's going on with LJ. 'Cause, see, I do not approve of whatever it's been doing (IT TURNED OFF MY NOTIFICATIONS FOR LIKE A MONTH AND THEN PROCEEDED TO DELETE HALF MY FIC MASTERLIST, WHAT?) Everything seems okay now, but I'm mad sick. I could be imagining the okay-ness through my medicated haze ( Read more... )

Dates are awesome. Aren't dates awesome? I think dates are awesome. ♥

I was in a bar, and there was this man, who was obviously waiting for one of my friends to move so he could get closer to the actual bar. But I wasn't sure, because he wasn't asking my friend to move, and I thought he could have been waiting for someone, so I didn't say anything.

Thirty minutes later, I wanted to order some water and close my tab. ( Read more... )

How are there no Lost Hero fanmixes yet? Okay, there are like three, but two are Percy/Annabeth-centric and gag, I want one about the awesomely homoerotic relationship between Leo and Jason. Or Jason and Percy. Or fuck it, give me Hera and Leo. WHEN I LIKE A BOOK I WANT FANMIXES ABOUT IT AND THERE ARE LIKE NONE FOR THIS SERIES. SAD FACE ( Read more... )

There's this thing I need to stop doing, and that is opening my email from lj, reading lovely comments, and then going- I have to reply later when I sign on! 'Cause JFC, I always forget to reply, and then I go through, like, LJ insecurity. O NOES PPL HATE ME x_x FLAIL.

DON'T HATE ME GUYS.

This week, man. I'm so stressed out I'm like, having bad ( Read more... )

Would you like some more terrible conversations between Dora and I? Here, have some:

D: Would you rather fuck Anne Frank or Helen Keller?
Me: Anne Frank.
D: Because she's baller, right?
Me: Ummm, that and she probably had a lot of pent up sexual frustration.
D: You're a bad person. I'm gonna go with Helen Keller, because she can't say no.
Me: I'm a ( Read more... )

Oh boy, do I have a lot to say ( Read more... )